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You remember rollerblading? Remember that? Everybody had ‘em. We set up cones, we did little tricks, right? One little homophobic joke killed that entire fad. ‘What’s the hardest part about rollerblading?’ ‘Derr…telling your parents you’re gay.’ Full grown adults going, ‘Dude, I’m not gay. I don’t have the cooties. These things mean I suck dick.’ And they just threw them out. They go in the ocean. They’re made of plastic, they don’t biodegrade. They just break down into little cubes. Fish are breathing them in. Six months later, you’re going out, you’re getting sushi. You think you’re being healthy. You’re eating your old rollerblades.

Bill Burr, Night of Too Many Stars 2012. 
7 months ago
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